Being a wild and untamed force of man, I have used the past couple months to allow my hair and beard to grow free as nature intended them to. When my hair grows out, I can puff it up into a cute mini-fro that has given me several ideas for a Halloween costume. Without further introduction, here are my top 4 choices with the cons each one brings to the table: (I think the pros are self-explanatory, no?)
Option A: Gene Shalit
Cons: My moustache is not nearly long enough.
His hair is not really a 'fro, but it's close.
Black hair dye.
Option B: Ronald Mc Donald
Cons: The makeup alone would make this costume a nightmare.
Big red shoes.
I'm looking for a costume that will make people laugh, not wet themselves.
Option C: Bob Ross
Cons: How many people know who Bob Ross is?
Option D: Annie
Cons: Wearing a dress.
People asking me to sing.
Miss Hannigan making me scrub her bathroom floors with a toothbrush.
Please cast your vote or let me know if there is another fro-tastic costume you have in mind!
