Finally, Something on the Internet I Can Use. ;)

In a world where bladders are being filled at an alarming and frequent pace, there is hope. In a time, when nature calls, and calls, and calls again, and never lets up until it is answered, there is a light. In a society, where good honorable citizens are mocked and scorned for having to use the bathroom at inconvenient times, there is a solution. And that solution, my friends, is RunPee.

RunPee.com is a new website that is dedicated to, in their own words, "helping your bladder enjoy the movies as much as you do." We have all been in the this situation. Some of us, including Mr. Paper Badge himself, are in this situation more than others. You are having a great time, enjoying a flick, when suddenly the pee fairy comes knocking at your door. You worry about missing anything good, so you end up fidgeting in your seat for a half hour until you finally succumb. Luckily, RunPee has come to the rescue. RunPee contains an list of many currents movies and the best times to "RunPee" during those films. It also features the complete running time of each movies, as well as, letting us know if there is anything worth waiting for after the credits. Not good at memorizing, writing, or printing? Guess what, there's an app for that. Along with the iPhone, RunPee is planning to expand to other platforms and languages and eventually achieve global domination. OK, so I understand this website is a little ridiculous and I don't know if I will ever use it. But, I will sleep better knowing that it is out there.

Awesome Web Site

Please if you value your need to laugh, get out of my blog and go to awkwardfamilyphotos.com. I'm serious. I am usually not the kind of person who laughs to himself in public, but I just spent the last half hour at work chuckling hysterically at some of the pictures on this site. Still not convinced? Here is a little gem for ya:

Do you understand now? There are a hundred more just like this one. This site just got started so it can only get better and better. Go. Go now and laugh your face off.